Carville: Bondi Is Not “The Dumbest Sh*t Female” In The Trump Admin, You Can’t Hold A Candle To Kristi Noem
On his podcast “Political War Room,” Democratic strategist James Carville delivered an expletive-filled tirade against several Trump cabinet secretaries while encouraging Democrats to laugh through challenging times.
JAMES CARVILLE: Thank you and we’re going to do something a little bit different today. I’m not going to talk about the giant douchebag that’s in the White House and who I’m talking about and his vapid wife who’s no no deft at all. I want to talk about some some of this cohort some some real douchebags but maybe not Trump level douchebags but let’s talk about the cabinet because it’s been quite a week for the Trump cabinet and I’m going to talk about the first two then we’re going to go to two hall of famers in cabinet. The first I want to talk about is Howard Lutnick. I want you to put up a picture. I want you to take a look at this beaut. Okay, this man serves as Secretary of Commerce of the United States of America and it has come to our knowledge that relatively late in Jeffrey Epstein’s wife he went to the island but wait a minute he didn’t go by himself he took his wife he took his kids and he took his kid’s nanny who according to some reports Mr. Epstein had a certain interest in. But I just want you to look at this and ask yourself what kind of human being after you knew everything that you knew about Jeffrey Epstein would take his family to Jeffrey Epstein’s island. I’ll tell you exactly the kind of human being he is. I’m sorry it’s pathetic but I got to laugh. This guy is such a f*cking loser. Look at him. I mean can you imagine a bigger loser, a bigger dweeb, a bigger nothing. I mean well no I don’t think I ever knew anybody this big a loser. I’ve known a lot of losers but this guy’s a hall of fame loser. But let’s move on to him to something maybe with a little more eye appeal but certainly less intellect and that would be the current serving attorney general of the United States Pam Bondi. I have no idea in the history of the United States how many congressional hearings have been. I have no idea of how many people have been called before congressional committees to give testimony. This ladies and gentlemen in the year of our lord 2026 in the 250 years since the establishment of the United States had never been more disastrous, stupid, idiotic testimony given to the United States Congress. That’s a real, real achievement Pam. You’ve done it. You’re so f*cking stupid. You stand out above all of the other stupid people that have ever been denounced or represented to testify before the Congress of the United States. But I got some good news for you Pam. You’re not the dumbest sh*t female in administration. No, you can’t hold a candle to Kristi Noem’s a**. Okay, this is how f*cking dumb she is. She flies on a plane that is piloted by, I’m not making this sh*t up, okay people, bear with me. Check me out. Fact check me. She lands and she fires the pilot. That’s right, a member of the United States Armed Forces for the stunning reason that she thought that he didn’t move her blanket. What? No, come away a minute. Okay, we’ve all had children and we’ve had, my girls had a blanket and I had to take it all around the world with them and I put them to bed. They were two years old. It’s a grown a** woman that fired the f*cking pilot for not having her blanket and then realized she was so f*cking stupid that she couldn’t get back without the pilot. Now wait a minute. What did I just say? I said this f*cking woman is so stupid that she fired a military coast guard pilot for not misplacing her blanket and then had to hire him back because she was too f*cking dumb to know that getting back on the plane she couldn’t get back to wherever she was going. I guess it was Washington. Now this is stupidity on a level. Come on, I gotta take my hat off. Okay, sometimes you just got to sit back and enjoy this sh*t. And then we come to the king. We come to the man that we got to sit here and just say, I stand in awe of this man. He’s a little bit younger than me, but kind of same generation. And let me present to you the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. Now, Mr. Kennedy was thought to be and was being criticized for being a germaphobe. Trump’s the most famous germaphobe. I’ll tell you the truth, I’m not obsessed with him, but I don’t much like germs either, but that’s why I use Purell. I wash my hands. Crazy, but I’m obsessed with him. His evidence, listen to me, fact check me, you ready? The evidence that he presented that he was not a germaphobe is that he snorts cocaine off a toilet seat. No, no, no, James, no, no, no. I said that. He presented as evidence of the fact that he wasn’t a germaphobe that he snorted cocaine off the toilet seat. Now, sometimes when you’re living in the nightmare, and by the way, you notice I’m decked out. I’m going to South Pacific Ocean. I’m wearing my USA sh*t because I’ll tell you what, this country’s coming back. I got news for you. I am one f*cking proud American. I’m watching our athletes at Italy at the Winter Games, and man, they are performing. They’re speaking out. They’re courageous. People all over this country are courageous. I just did a thing with my dear friend, my fellow LSU Baton Rouge and Don Lemon, who’s just done so many courageous things. In the weirdest way, I’ve never been more proud to be American, and I have come as I watch these a**holes crash and burn and be relegated to the f*cking outhouse of history. Remember Howard Lutnick, Pam Bondi, Christie Noem. You got to read the Wall Street Journal piece. William Faulkner couldn’t make this sh*t up. I think Shakespeare could come back from Stratford-on-the-Avon or wherever the f*ck he was from. The Hamlet is nothing compared to these f*cking people. Then the king of all kings, the biggest f*cking idiot in the entire nation, our Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert Francis Kennedy, Jr., who bragged about snorting cocaine off of a f*cking toilet seat. I don’t know about you, but in my mind, a toilet seat has a purpose. It is not to ingest something out of it. So I know it’s hard. I know we all got to get through this at difficult times, but never forget this Mardi Gras. Never forget that if we don’t develop a sense of, I don’t know, you call it gallows humor, then the bastards have won. But they’re not going to beat us because we’re going to laugh at these motherf*ckers and we’re going to do it a lot. We’re going to laugh heartily and we’re going to laugh our load and then we’re going to beat their f*cking a**es come November and then November after that. God bless the United States of America. God bless the decent citizens that live in this country and f*ck all these a**holes in the White House.






