President Trump was in the middle of repeating his “fat shot” bit at the top of his televised cabinet meeting today when he assured viewers that this one won’t be as long and boring as the last one.

DONALD TRUMP: So with that, we’re going to ask a couple of people to say a few words. We’re not going to go through the whole table, because the last time we had a press conference, it lasted for three hours — and some people said I closed my eyes. Look, it got pretty boring in all fairness. And I love these people, but there’s a lot of people. It was a little bit on the boring side. But I didn’t sleep. I just closed them because I wanted to get the hell out of here. Some of them-I didn’t sleep, by the way. I don’t sleep much, let me tell you. But you know, it’s funny-some of them got me in a blink. You know when you go like this- And they took me at the closed segment of my cycle and they said, He’s sleeping. And besides that, Marco, between these two guys, if I was sleeping, they’d be waking me up very fast. They’d be knocking me: Come on, you gotta wake up, boss. But no, we’ve had a great meeting. Look, we’re the most transparent presidency by far, and I love going around the room, but we’re going to pick a few people.

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