{"id":90396,"date":"2026-04-07T00:42:07","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T00:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/artemis-ii-crew-vanished-behind-the-moon-after-describing-alien-terrain-of-squiggles\/"},"modified":"2026-04-07T00:42:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T00:42:07","slug":"artemis-ii-crew-vanished-behind-the-moon-after-describing-alien-terrain-of-squiggles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/artemis-ii-crew-vanished-behind-the-moon-after-describing-alien-terrain-of-squiggles\/","title":{"rendered":"Artemis II crew vanished behind the Moon after describing alien terrain of &#8216;squiggles&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/us\/2191010\/artemis-ii-moon-far-side-blackout-distance-record-glover-koch\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.images.express.co.uk\/img\/dynamic\/198\/590x\/2191010_1.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Artemis II has broken the 55-year human distance record and gone dark behind the Moon &#8211; after astronauts described the far side as &#8216;squiggles&#8217; and craters<br \/>\n<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/us\/2191010\/artemis-ii-moon-far-side-blackout-distance-record-glover-koch\">Daily Express :: News Feed<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artemis II has broken the 55-year human distance record and gone dark behind the Moon &#8211; after astronauts described the far side as &#8216;squiggles&#8217; and craters Daily Express :: News Feed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":90397,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28662,46,6561,6479,493,5800,26986,5875,28661,6007],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90396\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/90397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallsurfing.net\/firstnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}